Thursday, February 28, 2008

Site Launch Party

Some of the most upcoming, influential and inspirational people in the bay area came out last night to celebrate the launching of danielleisonline.com. I apologize to those of you who missed it. One of the rarest sights you can ever see is that of a glimpse of the elusive Danielle in public.
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First up, this is my new best friend, Misha. I'm not 100% sure why the adorable little Russian boy, and creator of the music project G13, is flashing a gang symbol and standing in front of what appears to be gang graffiti, but it's all good in the hood as the underground is down with danielleisonline.com.
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Say hello to Jeff M. This lifelong resident of Tampa, small business owner and fashionista is shown sporting what is sure to be the hottest trend of the season. You may all look at him like he's crazy now, but the confidence in his eyes tell you you'll be rocking this look soon.
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This is Jason L.. He does audio work. What is audio work you ask? It's more than just installing speakers. The on again, off again resident of the bay area and former Malibu Grand Prix employee showed us what he's been hiding in his jeans.
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Meet Gerald. I have no idea what this guy does, but as you can see, the only thing coming out of his mouth last night was danielleisonline.com.
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Let me get a warm welcome for another Jeff. His story was (the only) one of inspiration. I'm sure it would be totally wrong for me to post it online without his consent so basically he has overcome something that has had a great effect on me through out the years. You go girl.
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Contrary to popular belief, these are not vagrants I found on the street and traded beer for advertising. They're Rich Van Valin and Jimmy!
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Tongues were wagging at the launch party for danielleisonline.com. The guys chose to wag them in each others mouths. Guys are so dumb.
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John N. is standing on the left. He's a guy who likes to play pool and travels a lot for business. Pictured on the right is the man responsible for the evening, every one's favourite mate, and my hero, Robert Blake the 10th. If you look close enough you can see the evil eyes of Rich lurking in the distance. The importance of this photograph - It's your Highness and some 'manly' men drinking Buttery Nipple shots.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Nothing comes between me and my Calvins.... but danielleisonline.com!

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Sorry, I don't even want to think of a caption for this picture. Would you?

2 comments:

hike-along-trail said...

hilarious pics of dumb people. myself included.

-gerard

Melissa said...

Not of you Gerard... Only Gerald.....