rEsearch Paper - Lightning

Here's another bad one from the essay writer in my office. She's going to hell. LOOKING FOR FEED BACK - If you like the rEsearch papers, please let me know. If there's a topic you want covered, I can forward it to my rEsearcher for examination and dissection.

Lightning - by 'E'

There are a lot of Dark Skinned people in the world. African Americans are dark skinned, bahameiean people are dark skinned and Tridadieans are dark skinned. Then you have the in the middle dark people as we call them and those are the Hispanics and the people who just stay out in the sun too long. Also all over the world is lightning. Lightning affects many people of the world. Lightningolisgist have brought to our attention that Dark skinned people are more likely to get struck by lightning even though their skin looks think (note from dm - i think this word should be thick), however it isn't. There's actually a thin glow around the skin that causes the lightning to break through and strike right through their heart. Not good. That is why Dark People are afraid of water because they know lost of the time lightning comes after rain. Very few people know about the knowledge of lightning and why it sucks to be dark.