Kibble and Bits

Lots of bits today! My mind seems to be in overdrive.

Twilight
I finally broke down and watched the movie Twilight with Robert Pattinson. I didn’t like this actor when he played Cedric Diggory in HP IV, the Goblet of Fire. He’s one of those people who always look dirty and constantly appear to be in need of a good scrubbing.
But GOD I love his character. If Edward Cullen even breathed on me I think I would go into orgasmic shock.

300
Speaking of orgasmic shock, have you seen 300? In real life, Gerald Butler doesn’t quite do it for me, but again, I am enamored with the character. There’s a sex scene in the pic - it’s less than a minute long - but holy moly, it is smoking hot. He hit that woman from every angle and I longed to be his queen. I was compelled to watch this movie because my Humanities Teach made a lot of comparisons between this film and the Greek and Spartan empires at that era in history. The flick is very true to the time, and the ancient Spartans really did kill children who were too weak to fight.

Susan Boyle
Is there anyone who hasn’t seen the British woman being dubbed by America as the ‘Hairy Angel’? She was on Britain’s Got Talent (I love that over the pond shit) and has a very, um, distinct look. Her voice is fabulous. I watched it on you tube and a bawled, which doesn’t say much as I bawl at every opportunity that presents itself. I wake up every Wednesday morning with my eyes swollen shut because I watch The Biggest Loser on Tuesdays. ~ Squish, Squish ~

Ethical Psychology
I only have 2 ½ weeks left of school. The final test in my Psych class is on Mental Disorders and Therapy. Damn, do I even need to go to class? Teach ALWAYS calls on me because I tend to have an answer in some form of another. Yesterday she asked a hypothetical question: Suppose you are a female counselor with the prison system. One of the men you are supposed to counsel is a violent rapist. What would you do? How would you feel? One girl responded, “Terrified. Scared,” which I guess is a reasonable response for an extremely young adult. Of course, no one else had any comments so Teach looks at me and says, “How would you feel, Elizabeth?” My reply, “I wouldn’t. That’s your job. If you cannot separate your personal feelings from your professional obligations and be objective to your patients, you have no right to be in that job position.” A lot of the chicks turned around and snarled at me. Teach’s reply, “Elizabeth is right. As a psychologist you have a moral and ethical duty to treat each patient with respect and not show bias. If you cannot do that, you need to remove yourself from the case.” Hahaha, bitches!

Slumdog Millionaire
It was a’ight.

My Slang
I was in my Humanities class yesterday writing notes to my fat friend. Teach made a comment to this one Middle Eastern guy who came in late - he said something to the effect of, “Do you think you can get here on time for once?” Eeek! Then this black guy came in literally AN HOUR LATE and I write on my trusty notebook and pass it to my buddy, “What do you think Teach is gonna say to this cat?” My Big Buddy writes back, “Who the hell says cat these days?”

Rosecia
I think I have developed rosecia. The skin on certain parts of my face are a reddish pink color, so I almost always have to wear foundation. I googled it and someone can develop rosecia when they over exfoliate their skin. Well, that blows. I had NO acne during my formative years, probably because I used to scrub my face daily with straight rubbing alcohol. 20 years later I find out that was not so good of an idea.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
I am so bitter about this. I hear the movie isn’t as good as it should be. I’ve been waiting forever and a day (well, since last summer, at least) for this sucker to come out and now I hear it blows as hard as a porno star. #@$%^&*(!

WOW! That’s a helluva a lot of typing. Hell, I’ve probably got more words in here than all the 2009 posts combined. I must be chatty.