School's Out For Summer!

Well almost..

I have my final in History that I need to take by Monday (my online course, basically open book). As long as I can score a 60% on the test, I'll walk with a 'B' in the class.
Final Grade: B

The Psych final is next Friday, April 30th. I've gotten 'C's on the last two tests (hey - they were basically biology tests - cut me some slack). I should, however, be able to walk with an 'A' - Teach gives loads of extra credit - mainly for class participation - and needless to say, I am the most active participant. Yesterday I stood up and told the class that people with mental illnesses are just like everyone else. We didn't ask for this. Peeps with mental disorders are generally bestowed with a negative stigma, which is bullshit. I felt compelled to say something to these gits. Teach then looks at me, smiles, and then makes the comment she'll be addressing that in a few. Am I psychic or psycho?
Final Grade: A

The Humanities final is May 5. My last paper was due on April 9th, a day I conveniently skipped school because a) My 30th Birthday Extravaganza was taking place on Saturday and I had some last minute preparations; and b) I hadn't even started on the paper. My employer asked me to stay late that following Monday, and I said I would only if she wrote me a letter saying I was called into work on the 9th. No problem! Teach knocks off points for late papers, but viola! I had a note excusing my absence. This note increased my paper grade from a 'B+' to an 'A-'. I *might* be able to pull a 'B' in this class, but at this point that's a dream.
Final Grade: C

My GPA this semester should be a 3.0.


Let's keep in mind the following:

When I went back to college last semester, I started with a GPA of 1.167.
At the end of the Fall semester, my GPA had increased to 1.875.
At the end of this semester, my GPA will be 2.556.
I have increased my GPA by almost 3/4 of a point in two semesters.

You know the drill - Holla' bitches!