rEsearch paper - Jamaica

I've been pretty dark lately and stressing everyone out. I think we all need a vacation. E went to Jamaica last year and wrote about it for me. It is a bit repetitive, offensive and grammatically horrible, but I'm sure it'll bring a smile to your face.

Jamaica - by 'E'

Jamaica is an island in the Caribbean. It is a very big island with alot of jamaican people. They are all black. Bob Marley used to live in Jamaica who is also black. He died. Jamaicans grow a plant called marijuana which is a wild plant and grows even when they don't grow it. It is illegal but all of the Jamaicans people always smoke it. That is why it is a calm island. They talk in a weird language. They speak creole which is english that you can't understand. They always say "no problem mon" which means they don;t believe in problems they believe in situations. They grow alot of spices. They try to get americans aressted for buying marijuana so they can get money. They have no money. They are poor. the island is pretty however the people are not. They are scary. The rastafarians are cool because they have no teeth and they look like monkeys. The jamaican flag is green which stands for hope, black which stands for slavery, and gold which stands for natural wealth. The have abnormally huge thumb nails which mean they do other illegal substances. That is not good. If you go to jamaica never by marijuana. You will go to the Jamaican jail. That would not be good. Also never jump off of the clift even if the Jamaicans pressure you. You will get a bruise the size of the island on your leg. (no exageration)

Cayman Islands have no taxes. It is a very pretty island with pretty water. White people live there also. Alot of them have money. Jamaicans have none.